January 07, 2007

Female Catfighting what a Laugh!

I can't believe how stupid women can be sometimes. If you are a Jerry Springer watcher then you know how bad it gets, guys cheating on their wives and girlfriends and the girls end up fighting over him. Why don't they see he isn't worth fighting for if he's going to cheat???

The other night I got to see and hear first hand what these guys, and the girls they screw over, are like, what they think and just how the guy gets what he wants out of them. I noticed one thing right away, these girls were not what you would call pretty, they weren't even cute actually, they were ok, but nothing to write home about. Secondly, they weren't all there in the brains department. I was actually laughing before anything happened listening to them talk as if they were smarter than most.

Unfortunately the alcohol in their systems said differently and just made them sound alot more stupid than I am sure they actually were. They were both talking about this guy they were seeing, as I listened I came to realize they were talking about the same guy, they didn't catch this, that was until the guy walked into the crowd and they both said at the same time "there he is". I just about bust a gut but had to be careful so they wouldn't know I was eves dropping.

When he caught them both together he was going to walk away but knew he wouldn't get far so he walked up as if he had done nothing wrong. He pulled one aside, told her she was the only one for him and the other one just wouldn't go away. They of course believed him and so the fight was on!

Everyone parted as if God above had made them, and the two girls had fistfulls of hair and were scratching and screaming and kicking eachtoher. Even the bartender stood there watching. What is it with catfighting that it's not broke up the way guys fighting is? The people standing around were either cheering or whispering and laughing and these girls just kept going after eachother.

The guy they were fighting about was just standing back laughing at them both, tell the others around him what "stupid bitches" they were and that he was going to dump them both anyway. By the time the girls were finally wore out, their "man" had already hooked up with another girl and was on his way out the door.

I couldn't believe how these girls first talked about this guy like he was a god, and then fought over him even after they found out he was cheating, and now they are talking about what an ass he is and they can do better, and it was back to the drinking and they were now best buddies!

Some of the best times I have had have been sitting on the street and just watching people, I could probably write a book about what I have seen and heard! Then again I could write a book about what I do for a living, maybe that's what I am doing here, writing my life story.

Lindsey

Posted by lindsey at 06:14 PM | Comments (0)

November 11, 2005

Female Catfighting gets WILD

We all know that most guys love to watch female catfighting. Why I don't know, but I seriously think they get an adrenaline rush from it or something but they seem to really get off on it.
Well then I am sure you can understand that in my profession we sometimes get guys who want to see female catfighting, of course the real thing is alot better but some get off just as easily watching one that is set up, as long as there is alot of screaming, hair pulling and of course clothes being torn off.
So a couple of us girls were asked to do a private catfight by a john. Since it would be two of us we told him a price much higher than normal and he agreed.
We went back to her room and things got pretty wild. The john was sitting in a corner chair laughing and egging us on and we really started getting into it. He just sat there and eventually he wanted us both to fuck him, we weren't surprised but told him it would cost more and he payed us and got off on us both. He was really into the female catfighting, as if we were shocked.
When he left we were exhausted, took showers and cleaned up for the next john.
It was a pretty busy night, but we will survive, we always do.

Lindsey

Posted by lindsey at 06:33 PM | Comments (0)

September 16, 2005

Catfight Continues

In this business there are the ones that are jealous, ones that don't want you working near them and of course there are the partners of the ones we service. Every now and again there is conflict and words just won't work.
The other night such a thing happened to me. I was with a client that was pretty much a regular, about once a month he would come to me to, as he put it, 'relieve some stress'. On this particular night we had just finished and he was leaving when a woman showed up at the door. He had talked about his wife many times before and so I believed this to be her.
She started in on him, yelling and screaming about what a cheating no good so and so he was and how she couldn't believe he would cheat with a slut like me. That was it, the Catfight was on! I of course had to defend myself even though I knew better to stay out of it and my poor john was stuck in the middle of two women pulling hair and scratching eachother.
We ended up on the floor kicking and punching before he broke us up, it was pretty nasty but boy did I feel good when she was dragged away by the john, with a bloody nose!

I really try very hard to avoid any catfights, but that night I just was in a pissy mood and figured if she couldn't take care of her husband then he was going to find someone to, and I just so happened to be her.

Lindsey

Posted by lindsey at 01:45 PM | Comments (0)

July 28, 2005

Catfighting again

For some reason I seem to attract all the nuts. Last night I was with a client and his girlfriend happened to stop by. Needless to say, she was'nt happy and wanted to know who I was! She was more than pissed, frankly I wished I was'nt there myself. She would'nt let me leave though, she was so mad, so once again, I was in a Female Catfight, not exactly how I wanted to spend my evening.

I am a good fighter if I do say so myself, probably because I fight dirty, hair pulling, boob twisting, what ever it takes. She got lucky and got a punch to my cheek, but that just pissed me off even more. She wrestled a little, I got a few stands of her hair, that had to hurt, then I knocked her on her butt with a lucky punch and that was about it, kind of a short fight. I thought it was time to go, was'nt really in the mood after all that, I did make the guy pay though, damn right!

Time to nurse my wounds and cool down, I'll be back tomorrow...;)

Lindsey

Posted by lindsey at 12:29 AM | Comments (1)