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January 1, 2007

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It's hard to believe that someone would pay for a handjob
isn't it? But I had a guy who did just that. You see he was catholic, masturbating is a big no no in the catholic church. But for some reason he didn't see how getting a handjob from a prostitute was worse so what the hell.

As we sat in his car, and I was stroking his cock, he was talking about how he still lived with his mother, and how there was no way he could do this at home because she would know somehow. So that is why he paid to have it done. He didn't have a girlfriend because they just seemed not to find it attractive that a man in his 30's still lived with their mother. It was after all a bit weird, if not Hitchcockish.

So there we were talking about his mother while I was jerking him off. Man, this is like a bad dream! I don't mind giving handjobs, actually it's one of the easier things I do. But, let's not talk about your mother while we are doing it!

He was a regular, so I put up with it, and never told him not to talk about his mother, but for some reason, the other night it just really got to me. So, I asked him why, why when I jerk him off does he have to talk about his mother. He gave me the strangest look, as if I should know. Then he went on to tell me how his mother was such a great teacher when it came to sex, and that how she said he wouldn't have to worry about getting her pregnant or getting any of those nasty old diseases.

Now this was too much, I stopped giving him his handjob and told him he was a freak and got out of the car. WHY had I never thought about it before, he had given hints. I just wanted to puke!

Sorry, I went off the subject, but some nights I really wish I had another profession!

TTFN

Lindsey

Posted by lindsey at January 1, 2007 9:38 PM