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January 31, 2007

Vampire Sex, Weird but kinda cool!

Way back when, vampire movies were about an awful monster that would control women and suck their blood. As the years went on, vampires became sex objects, very sexy. While they still controlled their women, the women now wanted to be controlled.

Vampire sex has become a more and more common request from my men. I even have some women who request it from time to time. I don't mind as no real blood is exchanged or drank, it's all a fantasy.

The other night I had one of my regular women stop by. She was in the mood for a little fun and asked if I was up for it. I of course said sure and off we went.

We didn't go back to my room, instead, this time we went to her place. I had never been there before. When we pulled up I was in awe! It was just like a castle out of an old movie. We pulled up to the front and some odd looking guy opened the door for us.

As we walked into the foyer I felt a chill. My lady for the night wrapped her arm around me and brought me down a long spiral staircase into what I considered to be a dungeon.

This was her playroom she explained and it was just more realistic than going to some hotel room. I have to admit, it was more vampire-ish than my room.

She asked if it would be ok if she shackled me, she promised it wouldn't hurt, but she wanted to be in complete control tonight. I told her sure, after all she was a regular, I had been seeing her or I should say, she had been paying me at least twice a month for almost a year.

She shackled my hands and feet to the wall. She then took off her long trenchcoat and she was wearing an all black leather thong with matching bra, black lace garters and black stockings with high black heels. She looked VERY sexy, she also looked very evil at the same time.

She walked over to a table and picked up some glass bottle. When she walked back over to me she opened it and proceeded to dribble it on my neck, back, in between my legs and dribbled a little on my lips. She told me to taste it, and while it looked like blood, it was VERY sweet with a bit of a tang. She said it was red burgundy, she just thickened it a bit to look like blood.

She asked if she could take a few pictures, and then things just went as usual. She licked off all the 'blood' and we had sex. It was real different, I enjoyed myself probably as much as she did. She had her driver take me home when we were through and said she would be getting in touch with me again soon.

Vampire sex is just another fantasy some have. Try it, who knows, you might like it.

TTFN

Lindsey

Posted by lindsey at 6:49 PM

January 30, 2007

My Fantasy Sex Story

Everyone has a fantasy right? Well I do too! Yes I have seen pretty woman, but mine isn't that nicey, sweetie crap. Mine is more realistic. So, here is my fantasy sex story, and while it might include Richard Gere, oh what a hunk, it's still a dream of mine, and I know that I wouldn't ever meet him, but what about a guy like him, so lets go from there.

I am working on the street, a big black limo pulls up and this gorgeous hunk of a guy steps out. I ask him if he needs a date and he says yes, but I am not his type, so I ask him what his type is and he doesn't have the time to talk to me so I go on my way. A few weeks later I see the same limo pull up, and the same guy step out, this time he talks to me.
He said he was looking for an escort to a very important fund raiser and wanted someone who was real and not a model looking type escort. He said the fundraiser was next weekend and he would like to see me all dressed up the next night to see how I clean up.
I thought he was nuts, but figured what the hell I could do worse. So I got out my best dress and had it cleaned, found a pair of cheap but highend shoes and did myself up to look presentable. That night he showed up as he had said he would, this time he just rolled down the window and stuck some cash in my hand. He told me to buy a gold dress with black pumps and asked where I could be picked up.
I gave him my motel room address and he said he would be there by 8pm and I had better be ready.
I have had this fantasy several times and each time it's the same, and each time I smile, really smile for the first time in a long time. It creeps into my dreams too, I don't know if it's a premanition or what it is, but if it is going to come true, I hope it's soon!

Lindsey

Posted by lindsey at 7:49 PM

January 28, 2007

Balloon Fetish is Hot on the Web!

Not sure if you all remember this story, but I thought I would let you see it again. It seems that Balloon Fetish is a hot topic on the web. Looners as they call themselves just love the taste, feel and smell of balloons, not to mention watching them being blown up and then popped! I know, it sounds weird, but believe me when I say this is about the tamest fetish I have found!

There was a carnival in town the other weekend and I decided to go and see if I couldn't drum up some business. I ended up hooking up with this good looking guy who was really into carnivals. We were walking around talking and riding rides and playing some of those stupid carnival games. He won me a big stuffed tiger though and I thought that was sweet.

In case your wondering, yes, he did know I was a prostitute. He said he just wanted some company and a little fun. He was in town for the weekend and loved carnivals and he also told me he had a balloon
fetish.

I hadn't known much about balloonfetishes, never really knew much about it until I checked it out online after my first client that was into it. So I knew a bit about it and thought I would do better this time than my first time!

So we spent a few hours at the carnival and then we left and went to a grocery to get some balloon. We picked out a package that had different sizes, he said he likes all sizes not just one. We went back to his room, a much nicer hotel than the motel I use. When we got there he went in and washed up and came out and asked me to blow up a few of each size balloon. I started blowing them up and then got undressed a bit, just sat in my thong and bra and he really seemed to like that.

Once the balloons were all blown up he asked me to undress him and so I did and he had me put a little lube on two of the smaller balloons and place them on either side of his cock and rub them up and down. Then he had me put a bigger one inbetween my legs and rub my pussy on it. I have to say, there's something to this balloon fetish thing, cause it did feel pretty good.

It didn't take him long to cum, and he had me meet him the next day too, and we had just as good of a time at the carnival as the night before, and an even better time with the balloonsthat night;)

Licks,

Lindsey

Posted by lindsey at 6:11 PM

January 24, 2007

Tickle Torture Cracks Me Up!

This was one client that was a riot! I mean how often do you get to tickle torture someone and get paid to do it!

I love tickling people anyway, love hearing people laugh. This lady was extremely cute and sweet and unfortunately for her she had nobody to go to that would tickle her and then get sexual with it. It was a real turn on for her and I had a blast. Another satisfied customer and another regular for me!

"Stacey" was so much fun I hated to see her leave. So, I told her if she wanted we could just play awhile, my treat. What started out as just my undressing her, and then tickling her as she was tied to the bed by her hands and feet, turned into her doing the same to me. I actually learned that tickling could be a real turn on when done properly.

I think, for the person doing the tickling, it's a form of control. They control how soft the tickles are, how much tickle tortureis done, and even how long their partner is tickled.

Think back to when you were a child, and a friend or relative tickled you. It would usually get to a point where you could hardly breathe and as much as you wanted them to stop, you couldn't stop laughing. Well, I believe this is the principle of tickle torture.

I know I had alot of fun, and it did get to a point where I felt like I couldn't breathe, and then of course we went onto the sex part. It was this incredible rush of sensations, from the tickling to the pussy playing, it was just unbelievable! I can't wait for "Stacey" to cum back and play soon!
Ok, enough for today.

TTFN,

Lindsey

Posted by lindsey at 8:33 PM

January 23, 2007

Facesitting and Smothering, same or different?

As I am sure you have read before, I had a john quite awhile back that was into facesitting. While I personally don't know what it is that does it for him because I certainally wouldn't want to be smothered but he really likes it.
Well my facesitting pal stopped by the other night for another go around. It seems he doesn't live in town, he just has business in town now and again, and since he knew me he decided to track me down.
He was only in town for a couple days and really needed the releaseand so here we were heading back to my room for his "release". This time he had a little surprise for me though, he wanted me to wear a pair of leather underwear while I did my facesitting. He got them out, with the tag still attached and that little pad like thing in the crotch so I knew they were clean and new, because no way I would wear used undies, I only sleep with total strangers ya know! I had to smirk a bit at his being so careful as to let me know that these were clean and new, luckily he didn't see it. I slipped out of my old, used panties and put on the leather ones, they were pretty comfortable actually, but I think wearing them for more than a short while would make ones private parts sweat.
He had already laid down with his head at the end of the bed, his pants around his ankles and his hand on his cock ready to begin. I slowly teased my way around his face and could hear him moaning with excitement and he actually giggled a little. When I finally put my pussy down on his face he groaned loudly, I tried to shift a little so that he could breath at least but he grabbed me and pulled me down even harder, I was sure there was no way he could breath, but he wouldn't let me up, even a little bit.
I do understand facesitting does have to do with the whole smothering type of thing, but this, to me, was going a little overboard. I was finally able to pull myself up off him and when I did I realized he wasn't breathing, well he was breathing, but not like he should be. He had already ejaculated, and was passed out. When I was finally able to get him to wake up he was totally wired. It was so weird to know that something like this had this type of a reaction on people.
He went into the bathroom and cleaned up and then thanked me for the GREAT sex and he was gone.
I am telling you, I get them all!

Lindsey

Posted by lindsey at 5:29 PM

January 22, 2007

First Time Anal gets her hooked

I hear alot of stories working the streets, some of them aren't worth repeating others, like the one about her first time anal sex really are interesting and actually might work some of you up.
I had a girl come up to me one night and ask me how she might start working. I couldn't believe someone would actually want to start working the streets, most of us out here do it because we were either forced into it, drugs are involved or, like in my case, sex was and is all I know. This girl looked and spoke like she was pretty intelligent, and at least had a high school diploma, she even dressed as if she was from the upper east instead of down here.
Anyway, I told her she was nuts and should look for a real job, she explained that what I did was a real job, and she figured since she was now hooked on sex she might as well get paid for it. She said she was thinking about doing the whole escort thing, but of the places she found, they were very picky and she wasn't willing to tease and not please.

I was telling her the downside, and all the weirdos we get and how the pay really isn't all it's cracked up to be, that some nights I am lucky to get 10 bucks for a blowjob. She said she didn't care about the money, well not THAT much, but ya, it would be cool, but that she loved sex, absolutely loved getting people off, and ever since her first time anal sex she has been so horny she just can't get enough.
Well, anal sex is not something we all do, some of us are just a little to tense to get the job done, others just won't do it for safety reasons. She didn't care about any of that, said she had a big hole and could accomidate any size cock, not to mention she loved it. She asked if she could hang with me for awhile, if she could maybe take a trick to see if it's something she could do. I told her to find her own damn corner, I wasn't willing to share.

She was a persistant little bitch and after about an hour of her hanging around and bugging the hell out of me, I finally caved, but that was only after she agreed to give me half of what she made.
The first guy was only looking for a blowjob, cheap at that, I wasn't about to blow some big ass cock for a couple bucks so we sent him on his way. The second guy was willing to pay 20 bucks for a blowjob, I let her have him, I was looking for a little more than that, and I knew this guy, had done him before, he was not the cleanest around.

They went around the corner into the alley, she came back 10 min later and handed me 10 bucks. Not bad for doing nothing, after about another hour she got what she wanted, a guy who wanted anal, they agreed on 50 bucks and they again went around the corner into the alley. It was about 20 min later that she came around and handed me 25 bucks, said she would find her own corner and thanks for all the help and tips.

I hated seeing some cute young girl get into the business, it was a very hard and nasty business, but who am I to stop someone from fulfilling their dreams?

Lindsey

Posted by lindsey at 7:02 PM

January 20, 2007

Outdoor Sex for Jon and Wife

Ugh, what a night! I am so tired! I can't even believe I am up now but I couldn't sleep. Since I can't talk to anyone else I come here to let out my anxiety and frustrations and well, just tell all so I can get it out of my head.

You see, being a prositute isn't like what you see on TV. Sure some of them hang together, but I just like keeping to myself. So, on to my night of blowjobs and oddities haha.

This couple comes up to me and asks what I charge just for a normal sex 3some. Well, being that cops ask all the time I was leary, so I said I didn't know what they were talking about. They said ok, well how about we tell you what we want, if your ok with that we can go have fun and we will pay ya after? Ya, like I am stupid! I always, I mean ALWAYS get the money up front! I fell for that gag once and got screwed, learned my lesson!

So, we are at a deadlock, then just as I was walking away, they called me back. They apologized, and told me they weren't cops, that if I wanted I could frisk them. Ok, I gave in and asked what they wanted. They told me they loved having Outdoor Sex, and that while they have always gone it just the two of them, they wanted to add a 3rd this time.

Of course I have had Outdoor Sex before, no biggie to me, even with more than 2 other people, but the way things were, the WHERE was the biggest problem. Fortunately they had the where already picked out, quiet, off the beaten path, and away from prying eyes.

I am getting tired, so I won't go into detail right now, but suffice to say, they paid BIG and got everything they paid for ;o) Don't worry, I will give ya all the dirty little details a bit later.

TTFN

Lindsey

Posted by lindsey at 8:13 PM

January 18, 2007

Used Panties Turns him On

I know this may sound odd and I think it's a bit kinky, but who am I to say anything as long as I am getting paid! I have a client who likes to buy my used undies after a night of working hard. He pays what he would if I was actually with him for an hour.

Some months he will come by once a week and get my panties. I save them up for him and he pays good money for them too! Other months he might only come by once every couple weeks. I asked him what he does with my panties and at first he told me he just keeps them, then I found out that he sells my used undies online! Once I found that out I tried to figure out how to do it but it just didn't work. Finally he said he would share the profits with me since they were my panties, so now I get paid for the panties and a percentage when he sells them. It's not much, but heck, they are used undies!

I was amazed there were that many guys out there that would pay good money for used panties! I guess it's something I will never understand, but what do I care. Sniffing used undies isn't my thing, but maybe there are guys out there that for whatever reason can't get a date, or maybe they are too shy? I don't know, maybe they just collect them.

All I know is, I save them up and get to buy new ones every week! What a deal huh?! Plus I make enough money that I am able to buy the real nice expensive panties, and the guys that buy them tend to prefer the sexy expensive kind.

I have found some like the granny undies better, so I do some of those now and again too.

Well, watch for my panties online ;o)

TTFN,

Lindsey

Posted by lindsey at 3:45 PM

January 17, 2007

Voyeur likes to Watch Me

One of my regulars stopped by the other night, he always wants something different. Last night he wanted something he's had me do before. He really gets off watching me get myself off.

He brought a bottle of this really nice smelling oil. The kind that heats up when it gets on your skin. I did a little strip dance for him, while he stretched out on the bed. I have a big, over-stuffed chair in the room too, so that's where I was after I had all my clothes off.

I started at the base of my neck, placing small drabs of the oil along my body, applying larger amounts to my tits and pussy. Then I began to rub myself, slowly, making circles with my hands. First my nipples, I rubbed them, the oil geting warmer and warmer, my tits getting hard. I smiled at Mick, he was watching me, stroking himself as his eyes followed my hands, I leaned back in my chair, letting my legs fall open. While still rubbing my pink, tingly nipples with one hand I moved my other hand over my tummy and hips. After a few minutes my entire body glistened and gleamed in the moonlight. I had to sit up a bit to rub my thighs.

I slipped one finger alongside my clit, then into my pussy. I couldn't help my hips from wiggling side to side as I fingered myself. Then I used two fingers. After a minute I moved them out, taking them to my mouth, and sucking and licking juicy oil from them...gazing at Mick all the while. Flinging one leg over the arm of the chair I moved my hand back to my pussy slipping my fingers all through the folds, in and out of my pussy, over and over my hard, throbbing clit until I had an orgasm so big I nearly fell off the chair.

That thrilled Mick the most I think. He was stroking himself, then laid back, flat on his back, spread eagle on the bed. I joined him on the bed, his cock was so hard, and red, small drops of cum slid down from the tip and down his shaft. I took him into my mouth, it didn't take much sucking and tongue stroking from me before he was cumming in big spurts, his whole body jerking. I licked up every drop!

Afterwards we chatted for a bit, ordered some food and set a 'date' for our next time.

TTFN

Lindsey

Posted by lindsey at 12:34 PM

January 15, 2007

Bisexual Girls Stories.....

These
bisexual stories seem to be real hot with some of my clients and some of you out there, so I thought I would continue and hope you enjoy!

"The first spurts of come went straight down, and then she pulled back so just the head was in her mouth while she still continued to suck and allowed the rest of the come to shoot back into her throat. I could feel her swallowing every last bit. She kept her lips wrapped just below the crown, tenderly sucking the last remmenants from my now-spent cock, then explored the slit with the tip of her tongue to make sure she hadn't missed any.

My whole body was still buzzing from the intensity of the orgasm, and my cock twitched a few more times in Barbie's mouth as let her tounge glide over my now highly-sensitive shaft head for the last time before eventually letting it slip from her lips. Suling was laying next to me, gapsing for breath, and her legs were quivering so much that it made her ass shake. I let my head fall back and abandoned myself to the reverberations of the most sensusous experience of my life. Suling lay with her head on my stomach, while Barbie climbed up beside me.

"You do realise that you we get to have our way with you for another hour and a half yet, don't you?", she asked me with a wicked grin. "Well I just hope that you are up to it, cause as good as Suling is, I can't wait for you to fuck me like crazy. Do you think you'd like that?"

For once in my life, I was truly at a loss for words, so I just nodded happily with one arm around each girl."

Now you can't tell me you didn't enjoy that story, it sure took my mind off the bad night I had!

Lindsey

Posted by lindsey at 6:33 PM

January 13, 2007

Midget Sex and Anal

As you probably already know I've had sex with midgets before. I do have a regular client who is on the small side, who meets me at the motel on the strip from time to time. So it was no surprise when a new client contacted me, he sounded a little nervous on the phone. Finally he told me he was a midget, to his relief I explained I had no problem with his height, he seemed relieved to say the least.

We met around 9 pm at one of my favorite one night motels, the kind that only charge by the hour. When I first saw him I thought he was cute, when I saw his cock, I was a little scared. He was hung to say the least, and it wasn't even hard yet. To make matters worst, he wanted to stick his midget cock up my ass! I've had big cock sex before, though I was usually sore for days afterwards, but up my ass, I was little worried. He assured me he would be gentle and go slow, I was sure hoping he would keep his word. I told him he'd better use some good lube or I'd walk.

After sucking his cock, I got the shocking picture of just how big his cock was, it had to be 13 inches or more. I got on my hands and knee's, awaiting the pressure as he pushed the head of his huge cock against my anus, I think I held my breath before it happened. I could feel the head push in, he kept his word and worked very slow, I laid my head on the pillow doing my best to relax. The lube really helped, as I felt the head slip inside, he stopped at that point, letting my anus get use to his large size. Slowly he pushed forward, I could feel each big inch move inside me, I had to admit there was some pain, but on the other hand it did feel good after I was accustomed to it's size.

It wasn"t long and he was pushing his cock in and out with ease, the lube he used must have been heated, as I could feel my anus warm to the intrusion. As we got into a rythm, I reached down to play with my clit, I was starting to get really aroused. I was getting so worked up, I didn't realize he was now slamming his huge cock in an out of my tight butthole. The scared feeling long left me, my head started to cloud, my body seemed as if it was on fire. I don't even remeber if he was making any noises, I was in another world, my finger pressed hard against my clit. I heard his voice as if at a distance, as if far away, I faintly heard him say he was cumming, he wanted me to cum with him, with my state of arousal, that wouldn't be hard to hard to accomplish. I could feel his hot sperm entering my anus, at the same time I could feel my own juice rush up out of my vagina, though I was out if it, I think for a brief second I had a squirting pussy. I'd have to say that it was a very enlightening experience.

related: midget porn dvd

Posted by lindsey at 5:38 PM

January 10, 2007

Sexy Stories turn him on

I have a client if you can believe it, that doesn't want to touch me at all. It's a little creepy, but I figure, better him than some weirdo trying to do some weird shit.

Anyway, this guy has stories he downloads off the net, and all he wants me to do is to read these sex stories to him while he jacks himself off.

Usually we will sit and talk a bit first, but then he hands me the lastest sex story he found and has me read it, sometimes he wants me to act as if I am the woman in the story, and that really seems to get him going good.

In my business, the client is important, but so is my time. I can't spend hours with one guy if all he is paying is $50. I also can't really rush them, but I do have little tricks here and there that I can do to rush things along without them knowing.

This guy usually didn't take too long especially when I roleplay the part. It's one of those things you just do and for me it's more about survival.

Tonight the story he gave me to read was a bit odd. He brought me a story of a real life confession. As I started reading it, I thought it was his confession about seeing me. I read on watching as he got excited hearing about another man visiting a protitute and the things he made her do. I felt as though it was my lifes story and to be completely honest it made me sick to my stomach.

I chose this life though, and I make some good money at times, I don't have any other skills, so this is it for me. Sex is what I know and what I do best and sometimes I can even smile at the end of a night if I know I helped just one guy out, YA RIGHT!

My client did give me a link to his favorite Sex Stories site if you want to check it out, it's even free, just have to put in your e-mail address and follow the instructions, I signed up myself.

TTFN

Lindsey

Posted by lindsey at 2:54 PM

January 7, 2007

Female Catfighting what a Laugh!

I can't believe how stupid women can be sometimes. If you are a Jerry Springer watcher then you know how bad it gets, guys cheating on their wives and girlfriends and the girls end up fighting over him. Why don't they see he isn't worth fighting for if he's going to cheat???

The other night I got to see and hear first hand what these guys, and the girls they screw over, are like, what they think and just how the guy gets what he wants out of them. I noticed one thing right away, these girls were not what you would call pretty, they weren't even cute actually, they were ok, but nothing to write home about. Secondly, they weren't all there in the brains department. I was actually laughing before anything happened listening to them talk as if they were smarter than most.

Unfortunately the alcohol in their systems said differently and just made them sound alot more stupid than I am sure they actually were. They were both talking about this guy they were seeing, as I listened I came to realize they were talking about the same guy, they didn't catch this, that was until the guy walked into the crowd and they both said at the same time "there he is". I just about bust a gut but had to be careful so they wouldn't know I was eves dropping.

When he caught them both together he was going to walk away but knew he wouldn't get far so he walked up as if he had done nothing wrong. He pulled one aside, told her she was the only one for him and the other one just wouldn't go away. They of course believed him and so the fight was on!

Everyone parted as if God above had made them, and the two girls had fistfulls of hair and were scratching and screaming and kicking eachtoher. Even the bartender stood there watching. What is it with catfighting that it's not broke up the way guys fighting is? The people standing around were either cheering or whispering and laughing and these girls just kept going after eachother.

The guy they were fighting about was just standing back laughing at them both, tell the others around him what "stupid bitches" they were and that he was going to dump them both anyway. By the time the girls were finally wore out, their "man" had already hooked up with another girl and was on his way out the door.

I couldn't believe how these girls first talked about this guy like he was a god, and then fought over him even after they found out he was cheating, and now they are talking about what an ass he is and they can do better, and it was back to the drinking and they were now best buddies!

Some of the best times I have had have been sitting on the street and just watching people, I could probably write a book about what I have seen and heard! Then again I could write a book about what I do for a living, maybe that's what I am doing here, writing my life story.

Lindsey

Posted by lindsey at 6:14 PM

January 5, 2007

Back from Vacation

Wow what a wonderful vacation!! It makes me sad to have to come back here, not because of the wonderful people who make me feel better about my lifestyle, but because it means I am back on the street and doing what I really hate doing!

My brother and I had a wonderful, although it was too short, of a time together. We talked until the wee hours and went out to dinner, had a WONDERFUL Christmas dinner together with all the trimmings and he even got me an MP3 player for christmas, he said for those slow times when I needed to think of something other than work.

I hated coming back home, I shouldn't even call it home, it's an apartment, a dank, lonely place where I sleep and eat, it has nothing at all homey in it and I hate it! But, I guess it's mine and the only place I have.

So, I guess I will get back to the grind, it's going to be a long, very long year, unless I can find another way to make some money. I just don't know who will hire an ex-prostitute, what skills should I put down on the resume? Great at blowjobs? UGH!

I hope you all had a wonderful holiday. It's so wonderful to be able to get together with family and spend some quality time together, to not even think of work, what you need to do when you get back, to be able to just relax and let the weights fall from your shoulders. To be able to laugh and joke and talk day and night, play games, and just have fun.

I went throught the want ads while I was at my brothers, as a matter of fact he even tried to help me write up a resume, but in the end we knew that it was going to be alot more difficult than either of us thought to get into the main stream world and get out of the streets.

The one thing I did have going for me is that I am not on drugs, I don't drink and I am really pretty intelligent. That of course doesn't help at all when trying to fill in applications or type up a resume. One day I will figure it all out, until then, I guess you will just have to put up with me for a little longer.

Happy New Year!

Lindsey

Posted by lindsey at 5:44 PM

January 3, 2007

Gothic Porn Hot Stuff!

Did you know that there are actually people out there that are into Gothic Porn? I didn't know until a couple days ago. I was working as usual when this very clean cut guy comes up to me and asked me if I knew anything about Goth, I said a little and he asked if I was going to be out the next night, well of course duh!

So he asked me if I could dress goth for him if he paid me in advance. I thought he was pretty trusting to be giving me money in advance, then again I was a prostitute, so he knew I would have to be back out here some time, it's not like he was paying me a million dollars and I could just skip town or something lol

So, the next night I dressed all in black, put on my long black wig and of course the dark makeup and black fingernail polish. I thought I looked pretty damn good all gothic, and let me tell you, I made more money that night than I had in a long time! Just another little thing I guess I can do to catch some more clients!

Lindsey

Posted by lindsey at 5:18 PM

January 1, 2007

Handjobs Easy Safe and Quick!

It's hard to believe that someone would pay for a handjob
isn't it? But I had a guy who did just that. You see he was catholic, masturbating is a big no no in the catholic church. But for some reason he didn't see how getting a handjob from a prostitute was worse so what the hell.

As we sat in his car, and I was stroking his cock, he was talking about how he still lived with his mother, and how there was no way he could do this at home because she would know somehow. So that is why he paid to have it done. He didn't have a girlfriend because they just seemed not to find it attractive that a man in his 30's still lived with their mother. It was after all a bit weird, if not Hitchcockish.

So there we were talking about his mother while I was jerking him off. Man, this is like a bad dream! I don't mind giving handjobs, actually it's one of the easier things I do. But, let's not talk about your mother while we are doing it!

He was a regular, so I put up with it, and never told him not to talk about his mother, but for some reason, the other night it just really got to me. So, I asked him why, why when I jerk him off does he have to talk about his mother. He gave me the strangest look, as if I should know. Then he went on to tell me how his mother was such a great teacher when it came to sex, and that how she said he wouldn't have to worry about getting her pregnant or getting any of those nasty old diseases.

Now this was too much, I stopped giving him his handjob and told him he was a freak and got out of the car. WHY had I never thought about it before, he had given hints. I just wanted to puke!

Sorry, I went off the subject, but some nights I really wish I had another profession!

TTFN

Lindsey

Posted by lindsey at 9:38 PM